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Bring the drugs baby, i can bring the pain

The two things that always happen when I find a bruise on my body.

  • One: Where the hell did that come from?
  • Two: Poke it
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Turtle Fall Fail
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  • teacher: where's your homework
  • me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
  • brilliances:







It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Best thing I have ever seen I love cats so much omg

Your cute cat of the day

Blimey! Speechless!

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

What a smart, sweet kitty!

this is the cutest thing ever omg


    all i want in life is

    • fast wifi
    • fast metabolism
    • fast food
    • fast shipping